Saturday, I finally got ALL the Christmas shopping done! Woohoo! It was all clothes and I totally forgot to take a picture. Sorry Mom and Dad! I had a blast though, and the kids will be well dressed this winter. I'll make sure I get some pictures on Christmas day. YES, you heard it right. I'll be seeing both Art AND Bob on Christmas DAY!!! Bob and Amy are having dinner at their house. It's been ages since I've seen them on a real holiday day. Thank goodness for ex-husbands moving away to Dixon, IL, aka Boo-Foo-Nowhere, haha. Oh yeah, back to what I was saying: I got it ALL wrapped!!! I spent 6 hours straight wrapping, wrapping, wrapping. I was exhausted but was determined to finish. TA DA!
Mom and Dad, are you reading? I forgot to tell you the other night when I called.... ready for this? You're probably going to be Great-Grandparents AGAIN!!!!
Yes, Kim is pregnant again. So far so good! She hasn't had morning sickness so she thinks it's a boy, ha! She's about 7 weeks along right now. The doctor gave her 08-08-08 as her due date (or somewhere around that date) but, since she's had all caesarian, the date will probably be the end of July sometime. SURPRISE!!!! Let's hope for a healthy pregnancy. She's had a hard time before....
On to Sunday.... Emma's birthday party! It was small, a couple of friends, Dave and I, Bob and Amy, Art and Kim but it was cute. Here's a picture of Emma with her birthday cupcake. I love it!
I never ate like that did I?! This was actually a series of about 30 pictures but I condensed it to only three. She's such a doll, but not looking very happy. Soooooooo, I have to share this one too. It's the only picture I took with Emma actually smiling! She was so tired that she could hardly keep her eyes open. I barely remember the "nap" days!
Signing off for now. I have to get ready for the chiropractor. I'm still wondering if he's helping my migraines, or making them worse!
Just a quick note: Mom & Dad, I checked UPS and your "package" of pictures is scheduled to be delivered 12/18. Merry Christmas!
Oh, and looky what I got in my mail today! Thank you, I love them! I hung them in the living room already. The rest will be only opened on Christmas, I promise.
I'm leaving you with a joke. Goodnight!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY and HILLARY CLINTON:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
I invented the chicken!
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?